Sunday, September 9, 2018

We Have A Discussion About Land Auction

By Robert Cox


If you are looking to buy yourself a property, look it up on google or something. Everyone knows that is the best way find something you need and want. In the meantime, listen to some great music as you go through all the possible auctions you can find. Wait. Auctions? No one told us you were looking for a North Dakota Land Auction.

Now, we are not saying that that you are not allowed to post any of your stories on the internet. Everyone is welcome to share their creations, of course. If you have passion for it and you want to show the world, then go for it. Brag it off to the world and be proud.

Especially in fanfictions. Is this a kink of some sort? To bid off attractive humans for richer people to buy? Because every time we enter a very well favorited fanfiction, it sometimes is some form of human auctioning. It is kind of sickening to think that this what younger writers are into.

We have small sachets filled with sugared powdered coffee. These things are very cheap too. They are not exactly great because cheap things are not so good, but they get us by. Us poor people have to adapt, you know. This is survival of the fittest, and we can bet that someone born into a rich family will have a hard time surviving in our world.

Land bidding, however, is completely innocent and we are not entirely sure how to go about this when our minds have already been steered the wrong way. Is it biased? Not sure. But at least you will not see us trying to sell you a living human being who was probably stolen away from his family.

Ever read a really famous Undertale fanfic? We advise not to if you still want to preserve your innocence. Maybe we should just stick to the horrid ones in human auctioning rather than this cute game. Why do people have to ruin good things in the world? Why the hell did their love manifest into something so vile.

But that is either an impossible task or something that will probably take centuries to do. Even as we talk, it feels like we are hypocrites or have double standards. The world is a mess and frankly, we would love to see it burn, just to have a restart.

Yes, whatever disgusting stuff you are thinking, it is exactly for that reason that they buy this poor boy. We could admit that the writing was flawless and beautiful, but that only made our stomach turn even more. How could something so beautiful be so gut wrenchingly vile?

On the bright side, land auctions are a much better alternative to think about that human ones. Too far? Well, you can thank the internet about that. Seriously, that place is such a cesspool of bad ideas and regretful mistakes. Not to mention cringe content keeps spewing out when all we want is a little bit of connection from friends.




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