Before you start reading this article I have some very careful instructions for you. Immediately go into your kitchen and look for some aluminum foil. All apartments ought to be stocked with this important supply. If you can't find any in the kitchen, just go to the local Rio de Janeiro grocery store and you really are sure to find some for sale. Do that now. I'm waiting.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now wrap it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the top of your head. The taller the better. This helps keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you'll want to go to the penthouse level of your building, you will have the best reception and it will protect you from the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best position for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary safeguards, you should now recognize that even though you've made the resolution to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer protected. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's beginnings, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger player on the world stage, they are also starting to entice aliens and an invasion could be forthcoming. Before long, your penthouse overlooking Copacabana and Ipanema could be flooded with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been cautioned.
So how will you defend yourself from the alien attack of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were lucky enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the sole person to know. That would be self-centered. You need to start distributing this information. So without delay, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's important that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very precise piece of real estate, Earth. Regrettably, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now wrap it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the top of your head. The taller the better. This helps keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you'll want to go to the penthouse level of your building, you will have the best reception and it will protect you from the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best position for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary safeguards, you should now recognize that even though you've made the resolution to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer protected. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's beginnings, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger player on the world stage, they are also starting to entice aliens and an invasion could be forthcoming. Before long, your penthouse overlooking Copacabana and Ipanema could be flooded with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been cautioned.
So how will you defend yourself from the alien attack of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were lucky enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the sole person to know. That would be self-centered. You need to start distributing this information. So without delay, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's important that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very precise piece of real estate, Earth. Regrettably, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
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